Tuesday, July 10, 2007

santa banta jokes

media ask abhishek what is the difference btween new &old umroajan
abhisek: nayi waali se apni setting hai aur puraniwali se papa ki

taxi driver to sardar : sir car ki break fail ho gayi hai ,kay karu
sardar : saale phela meter band kar

grammer teache : kaal kitene praker k hote hai
sant : local kaal , std kaal,trunk kaal, isd kaal & sasria kaal

without love days are ...........
sadday
moanday
tearsday
wasteday
thirstday
frightday
shatterday

santa went battery shop & ask to change the battery
the shopkeeper asked exide laga du
santa : duseri side tera baap lagayega kya

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